As you know
the prestigious Armchair Assassins End of Year Awards Ceremony was held at
the newly refurbished Spud-U-Like restaurant in glitzy Grimsby.
The show was hosted by Frankie Cocozza, who was cheered by the audience, which
consisted of some of the greatest C list Celebrities the Humber Estuary
town has to offer. The swing cabaret was supplied by James Arg Argent who
received a stunning seventeen second standing ovation. We would like to point
out nearly a third of the celebrities were not there for food and drink and a
quarter of them did not leave their awards behind. You can catch the highlights
show on Dave Deja Vu+1 on July 30 2013. The winners are as follows:
Best Show Of The Year Award: The Walking Dead
Best British
Show Award: Good Cop
Biggest Surprise Of The Year Award: Lillehammer
Man Of The
Year Award: Ed Westwick Gossip Girl for delivering some of the worst writing in
TV history.
Woman Of The
Year Award: Geordie Shore’s Vicky Pattinson
Actor Of The Year Award: Andrew Lincoln and Kevin Costner
Actress Of The Year Award: Karla Crome for
Murder and Misfits
Moaner Of The
Year Award: Dana - The Daughter from Homeland.
Can Do Better
Award: Dexter season 6
Least
Interesting Story Line Award: Homeland for Dana and the hit and run.
Worst Opening
Credits Award: Homeland
Damp Squib
Award: The BBC coverage of Thames Pageant and TOWIE Live.
Should Never
Have Got Mixed Up With The BBC Award: Melissa George for Hunted
Blink And You
Missed It Award: Luck Sky Atlantic
The Frankie
Cocozza ‘What Does He Actually Do?’ Award: Frankie Cocozza
Fearne Cotton
Naffness Award: Holly Willoughby.
Holly
Willoughby Naffness Award: Fearne Cotton.
Worse Than the
Noravirus Award: The Geordie Shore House
Least
Surprising Death Award: Owen Boardwalk Empire
Most
Surprising Death Of The Year: Lori Walking Dead (well for the non graphic novel
fans)
Hero Of The Year
Award: Netflix for bringing back Arrested Development
Enjoy Why You
Can Award: Don’t Trust the B in Apartment 23 (likely to be cancelled after
season 2)
Massively
Overrated Award: New Girl – It is not that funny!
Best Network
Award: Fox for letting Fringe get a final ‘wrap up’ season.
Worst Network
Award: AMC – They sack the Walking Dead show runner. Split up the Breaking Bad
final season & came dangerously close to cancelling Mad Men.
Fingers
Crossed It Never Comes Back Award: The Valleys.
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