Monday 8 October 2012

TOWIE - Season 5858494


I quickly popped down the shops, to get some milk, last week so I missed at least two series of TOWIE, but thankfully I caught the next one along and, in the words of Kelly and Ozzy Osbourne, 'we're going through changes' 

Lauren G has gone to pursue a solo career, but hey what do you know, Kirk is back and there was evidence of a tail between the legs. He apologised, to his dad Mick, for his misgivings but I think we all know he was apologising to us. It's a cold old world outside Essex, a world of failed projects and cancelled shows. Anyway, Kirk reminded us of how big the characters used to be in Crossroads, er sorry TOWIE. These days we have to watch far too much of Charlie as he unconvincingly woos that girl who is Lydia's clone and halfheatedly fends off Bobby. 

The whole Gemma Arg thing rolled on like Pride and Prejudice from hell. We saw Gemma barge into several situations, shout, insist she was right and storm out, ah some things remain the same. Arg continues to be the biggest buffoon in TOWIE, which probably makes him biggest buffoon worldwide. We got to see him doing his wedding singing, yeah we all know he was ironically booked for the gig, because he couldn't carry a tune in a bucket. He was joined on stage by Joey Essex. Joey is becoming increasingly eccentric, or is that the producers are making him that way? It reminded me of when they used to dress up the characters in Are You Being Served? just because they had run out of ideas. So look out for Joey Essex  dressed in lederhosen or as a giant tedy bear, wait has he already done that?

So we are back in the TOWIE swing yet again, but don't leave the house you may miss a couple of series.


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