Never ones to be left behind if a band wagon is passing, we at Armchair Assassins proudly announce the launch of our new television service AATV. Eight channels of mainly old shows you didn't want to watch first time around. But we do have lots of exciting original programming. Like our flag ship drama series The Road To Surprise Surprise: The Holly Willoughby Story. In seventy two gripping episodes we chart Holly's turbulent rise from where ever she started to where ever she is now. But the big coup is that we have landed Vicki Pattison, her from Geordie Shore, to play Holly. I'm sure there will be a lot of BAFTA buzz when this classic, in waiting, airs.
Also we have a landmark documentary series to mark its centenary we give you Stuart Maconie's First World War. As we all know Stuart is one of this country's foremost know-it-alls so we have asked him to not only chronicle the First World War, but tell us of his experiences in the trenches and helping Snoopy fight The Red Baron. must see TV I think you'll agree.
For our Movie Channel we have every film Hugh Grant has ever made; so now you can revel in the sheer diversity of fumbling, fish out of water characters Hugh has portrayed.
Our Sports coverage is second to everyone; but we have secured the rights to the prestigious World Ludo Championships held this year in Gillingham. Colin Murray, Alvin Stardust and five time Para-ludoian champion Sir Arthur Mullard will talk you through the nuances of the game.
The normal cost of AATV is thirty golden doubloons a month, but if you subscribe to our AA Broadband the whole thing is free! And what's more with our broadband we will buffer you to within an inch of your life. I'll bet you can't wait. If you sign up now the first five thousand callers will get front row seats at the Ludo Championships!
A Message from Armchair Assassins Communications and Stuff Inc
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