Tuesday 5 November 2013

The Abandoned Video Shop : Come Visit The Under Basement

If you haven't been keeping up with events over at The Abandoned Video Shop, well shame on you. But no sooner have me and Old Reg got back from our creepy holi-holiday in Eastbourne than we have to take on the horrors of the Under Basement. A dark, dank place where we stored all our video nasties over thirty years ago. What lurks in there and will we have the guts to find out?
On a different note now that Blockbuster is finally going under we will need to be more strict with our returns policy at The Abandoned Video Shop. No more keeping all the early Stallone's for months on end anymore. You may let the dog play with FIST and Paradise Alley  but they are our lifeblood. So now we are the only game in town we will be coming down hard on all late returns. Let's face it where else can you rent films it's not like they do them through the post or on your computer or anything silly like that. So bring 'em back on time.
The Owner

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