Welcome to our latest channels on AA TV, we have introduced a brand new Property Channel . And it will be fifty times smugger than anything the BBC or Channel Four can sling at you. Imagine how much you will hate all our self satisfied property hunters as they tell us all about how they want a better lifestyle by the sea or need to be self sufficient in the country. You will scream please let them fail as they say they have a budget of three quartets of a million pounds to squander. Imagine how your stomach will churn as they demand acres of land for their children's horses. Also we will be giving you some of the most self righteous property developers ever seen on television. Get ready to have your head explode as they tell us how much profit they made snapping up some poor old granny's bungalow.Plus our toadie presenters will treat these smug idiots like the are demigods. So don't forget to subscribe today and you will be entered into our prize draw where you can win every unoccupied house in Rochdale.
AA TV Subscription Department.
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