Thursday 3 November 2011

Home and Away Universe. Heath Braxton.

As you all know the Home and Away Universe was plunged into panic when Reefton Lakes didn't go to pilot ( as we say in the industry ). But I can exclusively reveal The HAAU ( as we also say in the industry) is about to strike back with its boldest move yet. Heath Braxton in the 25th Century. I have been given, as usual, a sneak peek at the story for the first show. Here is how it goes.

Perennial 'bad boy' Heath Braxton is being chased by the cops. Running out of options he steals a boat and thinking the police won't chase him, he heads into a stormy sea. But this isn't just your regular Summer Bay tempest, no this is a freak magnetic storm. You know the type. Undeterred Heath sails in, only to be swept up, span around and cast adrift. Heath wakes up on the beach, assuming he is back home but as he looks up he is surrounded by large gleaming metal robots. A stunning woman pushes her way through.

"I'm Colonel Dilma Weering and you are on New Australasian territory. Who are you, where did you come from?"

Noticing his River Boy tats she stops, "What are those markings?"

In a dazed panic, Heath strikes out only to be stunned. He comes to in a pure white cell. Colonel Weering, from the beach, is standing over him.

"What's this all about?" Heath moans, "Get Brax, he'll sort this all out."
"We don't know any Brax. You're obviously a spy. You will stand trial before the supreme court and be judged by the Australasian Life Force."

With that a couple of Robots bundle Heath out. He is taken to a large metallic hall.

"Bow down before the Australasian Life Force," Dilma Weeing says, knocking Heath to his knees. "Behold, the ALF."

Heath looks up to see a large shimmering head.

"Stone the flamin' crows Heath Braxton!" The ALF head exclaims.

Wow! I think you'll agree, The HAAU has a winner on its hands. The producers have categorically denied they are 'nukin' the fridge' with this one and any resemblance to an old 70's si fi show is purely coincidental. I personally think Heath Braxton in the 25th Century has legs.

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