As another inter-changeable series of Geordie Shore ends, I have an idea for a follow up show as The Grimefighters go into the house to clean up the mess our beloved bozos have left behind.I think Nick Knowles has the requisite levels of pithy gravitas to host the event.
But it won't be easy, let's face it we have seen eighty year old, shut in, hoarders with cleaner gaffs than Chlamydia Heights. But as we know this will be a dangerous task as the place is no doubt the Buckingham Palace of bacteria. The crack clean up crew would definitely need Hasmet suits and to be in constant radio contact with Kim and Aggie. Also is there enough skips in the country to dump all the used up self tan bottles and empty men's face mask packs? I think it's doubtful.
Our Grimefighters, led by Nick Knowles, will have to be careful in this e-coli emporium because I am sure an entire creature made out of discarded hair extensions has mutated in the muck and is lurking in the buckin' bungalow; a crack team of unpopular celebrities might be best suited to take on that task. Another nasty job will be cleaning out the bacteria bouillabaisse that is the hot tub, any unguarded body part to touch that water will probably melt to the bone. An interesting experiment would be to use one of those CSI infra red things to show up all the bodily fluids, I'll bet the house would look like the world's largest Jackson Pollock exhibition.
But I suppose our Grimefighters will just look around and say: 'There's nothing we can do here, nuke the s#*t hole."
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