I have a little bit of advice for the makers of Geordie Shore, just because you send your confederacy of dunces to a different location, doesn't mean you have a different show.
This series our heroes have gone down under, no not that down under, they do that all the time, I mean Australia. And hey what do you know, they get set up in a nice house you just know they'll trash, go to the VIP area of clubs, do that arm dance thing, get 'mortal', fight and 'tash on'. Not radically different from every other place they have been. Now if you want to take these bozos out of their comfort zone why not dump them in the Hay On Wye Literary Festival, wouldn't you just love to see the quizzical look on Scott and Holly's faces when that happened.
Well the new series, I think it's the seven hundredth, sees a few exits and a notable return. Out goes the unintelligible Rikki and the wet weekend Dan and back comes Jay. Yes Jay 'the silver back, the daddy,' as Sophie described him, has returned. But will the come back of the alpha dog really shake up the show? Hard to see how, unless he has radically changed and starts playing Rachmaninoff on the house piano. But more likely he will get 'mortal' and 'tash on'. The only interesting thing is how will Scott react to the return of the king? Along with Gaz, Scott has been responsible for 99 percent of the undulating duvets in the show, now there is competition. Also how will the newly single Vikki react?
I think I'm reading too much into all this I have the feeling it will just be business as usual, as usual.
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