Armchair Assassins Bingo

We at Armchair Assassins love Storage Wars so much we decided to give it a go. So a few weeks back, we stood outside a large (ish) lock-up in Salford with a spattering of rum looking sorts to bid for the unseen contents. After a feverish, banter filled battle  we won, paying a whopping  eighty seven pounds. We jumped for joy, shouting "In your face!" to the unlucky losers as they traipsed away in the Salford drizzle. We opened the lock-up with great trepidation to be confronted by a treasure trove. We had stumbled upon all the old unwanted Bullseye prizes. Our amazed eyes gazed at herds of Hostess Trolleys, Lazy Susan's and state of the art Radio Cassette Players. Then a collective light bulbwent on above our heads, "Armchair Assassins Bingo!" We shouted in unison.

So we proudly announce, yes, Armchair Assassins Bingo. While other Bingo web sites offer millions of pounds in prizes, we go one better. Why have a hundred grand when you can have a   holiday for four to the sunny Algarve, with a hundred pounds spending money. Why bother about winning a million when you can have a brand new Vauxhall Viva to drive off in. Plus for every line we will give you a stainless steel cutlery set. Crossing off Four corners wins a bone china floral design tea service. And the grand prize a magnificent speedboat which we will deliver to your home free of charge. So sign up for Armchair Assassins Bingo now and as a free gift we will give you a magnificent Walkman and a twenty pound voucher to Our Price so you can keep up to date with the latest pop music cassettes. Remember:Armchair Assassins Bingo Where Everything Is A Bullseye.

AA Marketing and Stuff Dept.