So I’d be
doing a grand total of six useless C.S.E.’s over two years. These days, kids do
about twenty G.C.S.E.’s and the results make the nightly news. To this day
there are probably thousands of my contemporaries who still don’t know their
C.S.E. results. That’s how much they mattered.
The C.S.E.’s also meant the breakup of the
S1 class. From the fourth year, we’d only be all together for tutor periods.
P’haps that’s why Barry Brownlow intensified his campaign against Alan. Any
excuse he got to torture the poor bastard he took with his usual, red mist,
gusto. It all culminated in Maths.
The school orchestra, after the Eye Level
fiasco, was still in turmoil. Which meant Mr. Evigan was constantly being
summoned from our class. That day, when the Maestro, Mr. Fullerton, urgently
called him out, Barry immediately started foraging around Mr. Evigan’s desk.
Rummaging and throwing stuff around. Suddenly he stopped. He’d found something
he liked. He held the stapler aloft, like the ape with the bone in 2001.
Then, with predator speed, he was on Alan. Pinning his hand down and slamming
in a staple. It looked surprisingly tame, embedded in Alan’s palm. So tame that
Barry slammed in another. No one said anything. The whole class just watched in
rapt silence, like Barry was dismantling a bomb. Years of torment had
conditioned Alan to passive compliance, so perversely he was as engrossed as
the rest of us. Barry was obviously disappointed by the dull silver strips
embedded in the flesh. So a third went in and hit pay dirt. Blood spurted and
Alan’s hand started to twitch and jerk like a sleeping puppy. Another staple
went in and, this time, Alan’s fingers seemed to be playing a phantom piano
concerto. Barry punched the air, in triumph, as Alan’s face went the colour of
skimmed milk.
“What’s going on? “ Mr. Evigan said,
flustering in.
“He was messin’ with your stapler Sir,
“Barry said.
“Stapler? What, that looks nasty… Well
someone better take him to the office, “the orchestra upheaval was obviously
enough stress for Mr. Evigan, and he didn’t need any more heaped on his plate.
Barry magnanimously volunteered for the
task, probably beating Alan up on the way. I wonder how real Alan thought Dragon
in the Garden was at that moment.
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