Here at Armchair Assassins TV we never let the grass grow under our feet, or let a band waggon roll by so we are announcing an entire new channel dedicated to Benefits. seven days a week you can enjoy television show, after television show, about people on Benefits. Channel 5 will be quivering in their benefit bought boots when they kop a load of the great shows we have lined up. Have I Got Benefits For You is a rib tickling panel game where some of the wittiest people on Benefits take a statical look at the world of Benefits. That will be followed by B.I. where clever dick celebs on Benefits give you all the obscure facts you never knew about Benefits.My Big Fat Benefits Wedding takes you into the glamorous, glorious world of Benefit brides.
But our channel is not all about the upside, while those on Benefits are living the high life, we take time to look at the sorry plight of Bankers and City Traders as they struggle to survive on their meagre million pound bonuses. Eking out a living while trying to keep their private jets in the air and fleets of cars on the road, while those on Benefits suck on the teet and bring the country to its knees. It is a heart breaking series and you will really feel for these bankers.
Also if you subscribe to AA TV now you can win a whole year of Benefits; just dial our super ( super ) high rate telephone number for details. But remember you won't win but you will still be charged. So join the latest TV band waggon before it plays itself out, and sign on now for our new channel.
AA TV Announcements Department.
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