Just thought I'd let you know of all the stuff that's happening over at The Abandoned Video Shop. You can thrill to the terrors of The Under Basement, a place me and Old Reg hoped we'd never have to venture into again.
Also Mr. Apollyon, our mysterious benefactor, brought in loads of copies of Strippers Vs Werewolves, so find out how long we lasted and what we did with all the copies. I think you'd approve.
Plus we are having a special this month at The Abandoned Video Shop rent seventeen Steven Seagal videos for the price of sixteen. This is a follow up to the runaway success of our rent twenty Jeff Fahey films for the price of nineteen year. So get you Seagal now, because nothing says Christmas like a pony tail and a snapped back wrist.
See You Soon
The Owner
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