OK we will admit the Armchair Assassins awards ceremony didn't quite go as smoothly as we'd hoped. The recent storms made sure that the Lidl carpark in Prestatyn was almost submerged making our Z list celebrity guests look like Z list drown rats. Also our co host the fat bloke who used to shout Wonga on the Wonga adverts could in fact only shout Wonga. Which swiftly became very annoying. Our other hosts Stavros Flattely didn't turn up due t the fact that they were picking up their Pontins lifetime achievement award on the same night. That left our cabaret Same Difference to save the day. Sadly they chose our awards to premiere their four hour rock opera entitled White Noise. What with that and the fat bloke constantly shouting Wonga the evening swiftly became a shambles. The awards were eventually handed out a two o'Clock in the morning here are the lucky winners
AA Going Out On Top Award: Breaking Bad.
AA Going Out At The Bottom Award: Dexter
The Second Annual Enough Already Award: Geordie Shore.
The First Annual Sex Box What Were They Thinking? Award: Still Open All Hours.
Worst Actor of the Year: That bloke who tries to act old in that depressing Tesco Christmas advert.
Second Annual Stick to the Charity Shop Novels Award: Ben Elton for his sterling job on The Right Way.
Pretentious Ponce of the Year: That bloke off the Chanel Bleu advert.
The Third Annual It Should Never Have Gone On This Long Award: Mad Dogs.
The Prestigious Michael McIntyre Comedy Award: Russell Howard.
The Surprise Of The Year Award: Hannibal
Comedy Of The Year: Veep
Actor Of The Year: Mads Mikkelsen
Actress Of The Year: Laura Prepon (OITNB)
Reality Show Of The Year: Catfish The TV Show
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