Armchair Assassins End Of Year Awards. Another Fiasco!

As you all ( well some of you, well next to none of you ) saw on Armchair Assassins TV Sunday night our latest glittering end of year awards ceremony ended in a shambles ridden disaster. We decided to hold it at the fantastic Winter Wonderland in Briddlington. Except no one told us it had closed down and Made Lawrence whatever Bowen's effort look like Lapland on acid. So all our mega Z listers were greeted by drunken elves, near dead reindeer and Santa's little helpers throwing up in the grotty grotto.
One severely sozzled elf said to our head lining act, international singing star, Jessica Garlick
"I saw you on the bleeping X Factor a million bleeping years ago and you were bleeping bleeping bleep bleeping bleep."
Jessica rightly kicked him in the nads and delivered a spirited set consisting of many songs from her new triple CD The Sweet  Smelling Sound of Garlick. 
But most of our Z listers disappeared and host Frankie  Cocozza took one look at the white painted mud, uttered a swift swear word and left just as swiftly in his beat up Vauxhall Viva.
So it was left to our chain smoking, high as a kite, Santa to give out the awards, but he was so out of it he gave them all to the elves, who proceeded to lob them at the near death, emaciated reindeer. So all in all not one of our finest moments. But if you are interested ( and not a lot were ) here are the winners:
 

Third Annual Outstanding Show Award : Game of Thrones

 

Second Annual Best Second Season Award: House of Cards

 

Third Annual We Didn't See That Coming Surprise Death Award: Zoe Barnes

 

First Annual Disappointment Award: Veep season 3

 

Third Annual Reality Show of the Year Award: The Apprentice

 

First Annual So Glad That's Gone Award: Boardwalk Empire

 

First Annual So Sad That's Gone Award: The Dallas Revamp 

 

Third Annual AA Kill Me Now Moment: Scott Mills Little Mermaid Dance

 

Second Annual Good Whilst It Lasted: The Killing USA

 

Second Annual Newcomer of the Year Award : The Knick

 

Third Annual Lost Uber Tosh Award: The Leftovers

 

First Annual Unfrightening Mess of the Year Award: Remember Me. 

 

Third Annual Performance of the Year Award: Clive Owen for The Knick.

 

Prestigious Person of the Year ( if not the decade ) Award: Joan Ferguson ( Pamela Rabe ) Wentworth