As we all know Shayne Wayne is the greatest yoof poet of his generation and here is his latest finger on the pulse of a nation opus.
Now she changed her status on Facebook
And I'm not sure where to look.
Cos all her holiday snaps
Are her with other chaps.
She used to call me Sugar Lamb
Now she's put me penis on Instagram.
I gave her me heart and soul
But me true love is a Twitter troll.
And this is like an Ed Sheeran song
You liked it at first but it goes on too long.
And you realise its got nowhere to go
And its probably named after some old 80s show.
Shayne Wayne out.
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