We have gained exclusive access to the thought process behind the new season of Hannibal.
"Right lads any ideas for season three?"
"Didn't we send him to Europe with Scully?"
"Oh yeah."
"So why don't we load up on architecture,and pretentious gobbledygook."
"And let's not forget the utterly stupid and contrived murders."
"Oh yeah they've always served us well."
"So what about Will Graham?"
"Let's have him wander about in a self absorbed daydream."
"But what about the stag monster thing, we need the stag monster thing."
"Oh yeah there will be loads of room for that."
"Good. So a solid season of belly button gazing as usual."
"So the viewers will think they are watching intelligent television and congratulate themselves."
"But won't they see through the fact were going nowhere yet again?"
"No because we will film it so darkly the only way you'll see anything is if you watch it in a pitch black room."
"Brilliant that's settled then. So lads any ideas for season four?"
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