An Exclusive Look At Channel 5's New Line Up.

We have gained exclusive access to Channel 5's Autumn lineup.

6.00 Milkshake. Kids on benefits.
9.15 The Wight Benefits. People on Benefits ring in about  people on benefits.
11.10 Cowboy Builders. Dom Little wood chases benefit Builders.
12.00 News and weather. How benefit claimants are in the news.
1.15 Home and Away . Some of this lot must be on Benefits.
1.45 Neighbours. Please let them be on Benefits.
2.15 The Afternoon Film. The Benefit of the Doubt. Her from Falcon Crest and him off Dawson's Creek struggle on Benefits.
5.00 Fat People On Benefits.Fat people on Benefits.
6.00 Thin People On Benefits. Thin people on Benefits.
7.00 Was Hitler on Benefits? The effect of benefits on Nazi Germany.
8.00 Benefits By The Sea. It's in the title.
9.00 Benefits Not By The Sea. As above.
10.00 CSI Benefit Squad. Blood and bodies and benefits.
11.00 Botched Up Benefit Bodies. Just look at this lot.
12.00 Casino, Casino. Through the night gambling for people oon Benefits.