As we all know Shayne Wayne is one of the greatest street poets on not only this planet, but most of the others as well. So we were overjoyed when he was awarded the Pam Ayres Political Poetry Award for his epic rap novel Why Duse Nobody From De Voice Ever Got Famous? If you haven't read it yet it is now available in most Poundland stores.
So now we can proudly present Shayne Wayne's latest savage barb at modern society. Enjoy but also think.
These hipsters with beards they think they look tough
But it just look to me like wild bum fluff.
They preen it and smugly watch it grow
But you just look like an extra from dat Viking show.
Walking around with your hairy face thinking you're a winner
But you can't see it's full of last night's dinner.
Your hipster beard sticks in me gullet
Can't you see in a few years it will be looked at the same as a mullet.
Shayne Wayne out.
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