Welcome to Armchair Assassins We Buy Any Top of the Range Sports Car .Com Type Thing.
Deep down we know you value an extra half an hour, of your time, more than your treasured, luxury Lamborghini, Maserati or Porsche ( hey we'll even take your Aston Martin, we're not fussy ). So for that reason we will give you a pittance, err, some money for it right there on the spot. We know you could probably get a better price elsewhere ( yes, we did just say that ) but think about that extra half hour you just saved yourself. That's a little bit more time to put your holiday snaps on facebook or watch an episode of Big Bang Theory. So ask yourself, what means more to you?... I think we know the answer. So why not give us a call at Armchair Assassins and we will give you pennies, err, some wonga for your gleaming ( preferably new ) pride and joy.
This is an Armchair Assassins Offer that you would be a fool to take, err, a fool not to take.
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